lesserjoke:

lesserjoke:

what’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

lilysinthefall:



A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

estifito:

manandthemanatees:

blue-eyed-hanji:

seraphimkin:

censwh0re:

everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying

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IT’S HERE

how tf did they do this tho i was seriously wondering where the hell it came from i wAS SO CONFUSED LIKE WAHT

So I just checked my phone and this is true????

Wtf???? How

Got to try a $500 and $2000 bottle of tequila at work today. No big deal

Nothing like a fine stoagie, a narwhal and Entourage to relax after a 50 hour work week.

Nothing like a fine stoagie, a narwhal and Entourage to relax after a 50 hour work week.

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