Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
(Source: oldblueeyes)
When my syntax professor comes to the realization that Americans spell it “jail” and not “jaol”:
“Pity the poor immigrants, pity the poor immigrants”
I think he spelled it gaol but I can never read his hand writing haha.
Highlingual
The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languages
Can be actual knowledge of the language that was forgotten but was remembered because you’re high. Or a completely false belief (when their translation has nothing to do with the actual translation)
A “Como estas”
B “Bien y tu?”
A “You speak spanish?!”
B “I do when im high”
A “Ah, so you’re highlingual”
OR
A “Como estas”
B “Si mucho por favor’
A “What?..”
B “I said im high too. You must not know that im highlingual’
I tried throwing up a blood sign then like an abercrombie & fitch model photo bombed my shit.
I auditioned to be a model for Abercrombie but they said I “wasn’t douchey enough”.
